If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
2025
star 6.4
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent h...
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Mary Bronstein
Mary Bronstein (née Wall, born September 7, 1979) is an American actress and filmmaker best known for the films Yeast (2008) and If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025).
Bronstein was born in White Plains, New York, in 1979. She attended New York University Tisch School of the Arts. In 2007 Bronstein appeared in Frownland, directed by her future husband Ronald Bronstein. Her own directorial debut, Yeast, premiered at the 2008 South by Southwest Film Festival. Bronstein's second feature as director, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, was announced in 2023 and premiered at the 2025 Sundance Film Festival. Produced by Elara Pictures and Fat City, the film will be distributed by A24.
Filmography
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Yeast
2008
star 5.7
A maddeningly oblivious, tyrannical and emotionally stunted young woman tries her best to negotiate two toxic f...
Frownland
2008
star 6.1
Keith is a disturbingly maladjusted social outcast and self-described “troll” whose neuroses plunge him into an...
You Wont Miss Me
2009
star 4.9
A kaleidoscopic film portrait of Shelly Brown, a twenty-three year-old alienated urban misfit recently released...
Round Town Girls
2009
Two gutter punks who call themselves Hymen Holoco$t terrorize an overly accommodating man for laughs.