Booze Lightyear

How to Get a Date

Need tips on how to get a date? Booze Lightyear has all the answers. As certified pickup artists, y...

Worst Marriage Proposals of All Time

Here at Booze Lightyear, we're pretty bad with relationship stuff. So naturally, we thought we'd tr...

How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Ever wonder how to get out of it? Let Booze Lightyear help you out....

How to Ace a Job Interview

Czech out these Booze Lightyear tips on how to land your dream job.

Was That Racist?

Ever said anything that could be construed as racist? I haven't. Okay, I'm lying. I actually have....

Was That Sexist?

Ever said something sexist? Booze Lightyear never has. And I never have either. Nope. Never. I have...

Was That Homophobic?

This week Booze Lightyear explores the topic of homophobia. Homophobia is a real thing, y'all. It's...

Guys Describe a Vagina

This week the men of Booze Lightyear take the time to describe the female genitalia to you - aka th...

How to Talk to Your Ex

This week the Booze Lightyear crew shows you how to talk to an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend. Not t...

What's Really in Taco Bell Meat?

Ever wondered what's really in Taco Bell meat? Booze Lightyear has the answer. Also, Kelly had to g...

World's Worst Weatherman

This week all of us over here at Booze Lightyear (minus Kelly who had to attend a wedding) show you...

How to Flirt with Women Using Internet Comments

For some reason when women appear on camera people leave some of the most vile and repulsive commen...

21 Things You Shouldn't Say in Bed

Have you ever said the wrong thing in bed? Of course you have. You're you! Well, this week on Booze...

If Advertising Were Accurate

This week we explore the accuracy of marketing and advertising, and its effect on the overall globa...

Helping ISIS Recruit Teen Girls

This week we offend ISIS. I know. I know. Only a terrible horrible no good person would offend ISIS...

Everything Wrong with American News Media

In this episode of Booze Lightyear, we take a look at how cable news outlets handle simple news sto...

Feminists Hate Your Penis

This week Booze Lightyear takes on modern feminism and equality. Is it weird that I say "hello"? Do...

What Do Emojis Really Mean?

Emojis are totally awesome, bro. They're straight up yolo, swag, and other slang words. But what do...

We Don't Serve Gays

This one time Booze Lightyear and I served a gay guy in restaurant we were working at. Immediately...

The News on Drugs

This week, Booze Lightyear takes on The War on Drugs and the US drug policy. Fun fact: We're all ex...

World's Worst Uber Driver

This week, Booze Lightyear tackles what not to do as an Uber Driver. Collectively, we're not sure w...

I Could Be President

Think you're smart enough to run for president? We here at Booze Lightyear definitely aren't. But w...

35 Things You Can't Say to Kids

I shall not write a description for Booze Lightyear this week. Enjoy the 35 things you can't say to...

Who's Gonna Host Equals Three?

Weirdest Job Interview Ever

Yup. Booze Lightyear is out there looking for employment again. So we went and did this job intervi...

I Hope You Laugh

Is it Gif or Gif?

Sluts Are Awesome

This week Booze Lightyear takes on sluts. No, I don't mean we literally take on sluts. That would b...

Puppet Porn

Have you ever seen puppets go wild? We here at Booze Lightyear sure have. In fact, we're very used...

World's Worst Criminal

In this episode of Booze Lightyear, we examine some of the world's worst criminals. These guys are...

I Hope You Laugh #2

This week on Booze Lightyear we stand in front of a green screen and crack jokes about moving image...

14 Terrible Ways to Dump Your Girlfriend

Ever had to break up with your girlfriend? We here at Booze Lightyear sure have. In fact, we just f...

My Thoughts on Breaking Up

Awwwwwww yeahhhhh! Booze Lightyear is back with another video about break ups. We make breaking up...

6 Idiots at a Funeral

Booze Lightyear trolls a funeral! GOT EEM!!!

I Hope You Laugh #3

Yet again, another green screen video with jokes.

World's Worst Lawyer

Need an attorney? Need a lawyer? Need a cuddle buddy? Call Booze Lightyear. Our attorneys at Booze...

Honey, Do I Look Fat?

What do you do when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat? Well, we here at Booze Lightyear hav...

6 Signs You Hate Your Job

Sup, bitch. Watch this totally amazing Booze Lightyear video about hating your job or we'll all tra...

I Hope You Laugh #4

You want the GIFS? We got the GIFS.

Sex Questions You Don't Want to Ask

Got sex questions? Well, we ask the awkward sex questions so you don't have to. Thank god for us as...

How I Beat Depression

Made a little video discussing my occasional struggle with depression. Depression is obviously a ve...

Sex Questions You Don't Want to Ask #2

Got MORE sex questions? Great, we have more answers which lead to more sex questions. This time the...

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