DiResta

Pilot

John volunteers to work nights in order to afford to send his daughter to an exclusive kindergarten...

John Kisses Some ...

John mouths off at Sgt. Kazmerek in front of two recruits, losing vacation time that Kate was looki...

Public Enema No. 1

John decides to take up an offer of optional life insurance that promises a large payoff, and then...

Walk on the Feminine Side

John's co-workers make fun of Dakota in his Arabian princess costume on Halloween.

Heavy Medal

DiResta is in line for a Medal of Honor when he foils a robbery on the subway by whacking the perp...

Romeo and Juliet were Lucky

John and Kate start bickering ""like an old married couple,"" so they decide to send the kids away...

Cookin' with Gas

John convinces Cal to sell Kate's home-made chili at the diner, which turns into a full-time job fo...

Thanksgiving

Sgt. Kazmerek is even crankier than usual and ends up having Thanksgiving dinner at the DiResta hou...

The Kid

DiResta is put in charge of supervising a young graffiti artist while he scrubs his work from the s...

Your Daddy Don't Dance

John works as a security guard at a heavy-metal concert featuring an artist from his youth -- but h...

One Wedding and a Funeral

The DiRestas offer to host Tully and Amanda's wedding, but the bride's family is rather snooty; mea...

The Torch

A cat fight ensues when John's old girlfriend Wendy shows up unexpectedly.

Viagra Falls

John and Kazmerek plot their own operation to catch a drug dealer; Vic gets arrested for selling Vi...

Half a Million Clams

John and Kate get a glimpse of the high life after John's quick actions save the president of a maj...

Slam Dunkin Dunuts

John and his father compete in a battle of the bulge to see who can slim down faster; Kate tries no...

Kate's Mom

The Sergeant's Test