Madame's Place

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Madame prepares for the latest taping of her syndicated TV talk show. At the end of this hectic day...

This is Her Past

Sara Joy begins pounding the pavement in Hollywood; After being sawed in half by the world's most i...

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A neighborhood boy whom Madame once babysat returns to visit her, but he has grown into a popular t...

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Bernadette books a ladies Dixie band on the show without Madame's approval; Buzz and Sara Joy submi...

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A rash of robberies in the neighborhood leads Madame to install a home security system. Unfortunate...

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No sooner does Solaria, a psychic, predict that Madame is fated to have a baby than a bundle of joy...

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It's dueling divas when guest star Debbie Reynolds does a life-sized impression of Madame on the sh...

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Madame and Bernadette have a falling out after Solaria conducts a seance to make contact with Berna...

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As the standoff between Madame and Bernadette rages on, the household falls into disarray; Sara Joy...

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Madame and Bernadette reconcile, and the household returns to order -- until Madame becomes indispo...

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Concerned over Buzzy's adolescent crush on Sara Joy, Madame intervenes with the boy's self-involved...

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After winning the Irish Sweepstakes, an eccentric, formerly homeless woman named Cora moves in next...

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To boost ratings, Madame sponsors an on-air "Marry Madame" contest to find the man who will become...

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Bernadette, Pinkerton and Sara Joy take an instant dislike to Madame's new fiancé, but when Madame...

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When Madame and con-man Dwayne Kellogg elope to Mexico, Pinkerton, Sara Joy and Bernadette spring i...

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Depressed and behaving erratically in the wake of her ruptured engagement to Dwayne Kellogg, Madame...

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Dr. Joyce Brothers continues her in-depth analysis of Madame, which reveals a long-standing pattern...

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Against her better judgment, Madame allows a vitriolic reporter to follow her with a camera for a T...

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A famous Italian director asks Madame to appear in his latest film, which leads her to question sta...

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Tab Hunter is interviewed by Madame in her eponymous talk show, and she confuses him with other fam...

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Madame's neighbors launch a petition to prevent her from running her show on their street, and Mada...

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A dip in Madame's ratings indicates that she has fallen out of touch with the youth market. Feeling...

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Madame decides the only way to recapture her beauty is to undergo cosmetic surgery. She and Pinkert...

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Solaria tries to hypnotize Madame out of a debilitating bout of insomnia, which causes Madame to fa...

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When Barney is fired from "Madame's Place," his replacement is a cutting-edge Canadian producer who...

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Madame hosts a reunion for one of the 'Whoopie Girls' from her speakeasy days, but the down-on-her-...

But Please, No Jokes

After spending her life savings to record a single, Sara Joy quits her job to pursue a full-time si...

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When Madame is chosen Woman of the Year by the Fine Arts Guild, Bernadette and Pinkerton move into...

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Sara Joy wants Madame to back the production of an esoteric play written by her untalented boyfrien...

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A freak snowstorm brings Hollywood to its knees during sweeps week, forcing Madame to put her staff...

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Sara Joy hopes to make the Olympics gymnastics team; Madame's former producer sues her for firing h...

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Sara Joy promotes the career of a juggling street performer; Madame's trial continues, with the pla...

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Sara Joy takes the stand on Madame's behalf as the trial draws to a conclusion.

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When Sara Joy ends her courtship with a love-'em-and-leave-'em nude artist's model, Solaria sets he...

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Madame is paid a visit by her black sheep cousin Charley -- a man who transforms into Bette Davis w...

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Madame's sergeant nephew Lamar is temporarily re-stationed in Los Angeles, where he commandeers the...

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Madame defies network executives when she hires a handsome but inept new announcer over their more...

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Madame invites her second husband and his new fiancée to lunch, then orders William Shatner off the...

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Madame hires a bargain basement interior designer who romances Bernadette to get a commercial deal...

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Believing the mansion is haunted, the household hires a local ghostbuster; Madame hosts comedian Ge...

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Madame continues efforts to banish the ghosts of Groucho and Harpo Marx, whose practical jokes from...

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An old flame of Pinkerton's returns after 22 years to disclose that they have a son together; comed...

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Two teenagers from the Brooklyn chapter of Madame's fan club steal their way into the mansion -- an...

#044

Defeated and disillusioned by her inability get a role in a major motion picture, Madame decides to...

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Pinkerton becomes addicted to a television soap opera; comedian Rip Taylor forces Madame to play st...

#046

Sara Joy is hypnotized into becoming more assertive, which turns into her a completely different pe...

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When a fan letter berates her physical appearance, Madame hires a makeover consultant who prescribe...

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The household goes to extremes to raise funds when the media reports that Madame is bankrupt; comed...

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An extraterrestrial steals into the mansion with the objective of "melding" with Madame so he can b...

#050

A bumbling inspector takes charge after Madame's iconic, life-size portrait is stolen.

#051

While Pinkerton is on vacation, his twin brother, an uncultivated biker named Chopper, drops in to...

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Madame is audited by the Internal Revenue Service, which becomes sticky when Mr. Honest shows up to...

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Mr. Honest seeks Madame's help in ferreting out the identity of his secret admirer; comedienne Alic...

His Biggest Dream

Feeling his midlife crunch, Pinkerton accepts an offer to train an up-and-coming female prizefighte...

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