The Half Hour

Rory Scovel

Rory Scovel takes comfort from Southern pilots, enjoys sex shop browsing and detests airport securi...

Michael Palascak

Michael Palascak discusses his fear of ghost babies, his mixed feelings about SUVs and living with...

Na'im Lynn

Neal Brennan

Neal Brennan explores depressing BBC news reporting, erotic photography of male bodies and his feel...

Brendon

Brendon Walsh discusses everything from the postcoital thoughts of Fleshlight owners to the joys of...

Nick Vatterott

Nick Vatterott does his best to avoid offending his fans, explains what he loves most about Hallowe...

Theo Von

Theo Von shares his feelings about the PT Cruiser Convertible, fantasizes about the best way to spe...

Maronzio Vance

Maronzio Vance faces off with a mall kiosk employee, fantasizes about a store that would make datin...

Joe Mande

Joe Mande shares tales of Twitter warfare, describes a terrifyingly confident girl in his neighborh...

Garfunkel and Oates

Garfunkel & Oates sing about Pat Robertson, smug pregnancies and orgasmic Go-Karts.

David O'Doherty

David O'Doherty lays down sweet keyboard tunes about Shakira, the Internet and text messages.

Jesse Popp

Jesse Popp covers everything from surviving life without health insurance to his true feelings abou...