Unscrewed with Martin Sargent

Virtual Sex Machine, Eternal Life, Fat Jedi

You'll understand Martin's disturbed look once you find out what staff scientist Perry did with Mar...

Girls Gone Wired, Hollow Earth, Gary Coleman

It's only the second episode and ""Unscrewed"" is already bringing out the barely dressed beach bab...

His Holiness Rael, 10K for a Wife, Foul-Mouth Barney

Rael, spiritual leader of the Raelians, is the byproduct of a romantic tryst between a human woman...

Time-Traveling Dentist, Deep Throat Diva, Search for the Perfect Blender

On tonight's oral-theme episode of ""Unscrewed,"" Martin travels through time with a deranged denti...

Asia Carrera, Ouchy the Clown, Hack Your Enemies

Now we're getting somewhere. Monday's episode of ""Unscrewed"" promises to be the best yet, with no...

Remote Viewing with Major Doom, Porn Tip With Judy, Screw with Your Friends

Major Ed Dames puts the ESP in espionage. For years, Dames worked as a remote viewer for the US gov...

Fake Nude Celebs, Supersonic Bong, Porn Prose

No, Gillian Anderson has never starred in an adult film alongside a goat. Those images you download...

Planet X, Blackwolf the Dragonmaster, Coke or Cleaner?

Of all the television seasons during which the world can end, why does it have to be this one? ""Un...

Ghost Hunter Scott Herriott, Lizardman, Michio Kaku

Scott Herriott is back. And he's pissed. OK, he's not exactly pissed, but he's sort of grumpy. Grum...

Crop Circles, Skipping Chicks, Teen Lingo

Last summer's blockbuster thriller ""Signs"" made crop circles a household name, though it did litt...

How to Be a Camwhore, Megaphone Messaging, Movie Poster Trivia

Maddox fans, prepare to soil yourselves. The creator of The Best Page in the Universe will be on to...

Dear Blog, The Smoking Gun, Roy Orbison in Plastic Wrap

Tonight marks the first installment of ""Dear Blog,"" a recurring feature in which Martin poeticall...

Poison's Bret Michaels, Stalk the Bush Twins, Fetish of the Week

""Unscrewed"" has a kung-fu death grip on the pulse of the American music scene. Our industry insid...

Pastor Jack Exorcises Martin, Zero Sex Life, Japanese Hot Dog Art

Prepare yourselves for the most outlandish ""Unscrewed"" episode to date. On Tuesday's program, Pas...

Martin's Stunt Host, Mysteries of the Time Cube, 'Search Sperts' With Cam Girls

Hosting a late-night TV show on a channel with instant name recognition like TechTV can be dangerou...

Laura Finds Her Man, Alien Implants Explained, Filter Your Farts

Tonight, Marty plays matchmaker as he scours the 'Unscrewed' Personals for a suitable mate for the...

Crack Passwords Fast, Extreme Elvis Gets Naked, ABBA Clones

Never before has so much evil been packed into one television program. On Monday's show the ""Dark...

Inside Wifey's World, Martin Gets His 'Bling' on, He-Nail or She-Nail?

If the execs of ""The Flintstones"" can pat themselves on the back for showing the first married co...

Chemtrails That Kill, Old Men in Rubber, Judy's Porn Tip

Harold Ivey is our type of old-timer. This 70-plus Southern gentleman spends his days wrapped in ha...

Voices From the Dead, Life of an International Assassin, Choppy the Chimp

You may want to rewind that garbled message that's on your answering machine. It's possible that it...

Martin's Bedroom, Conspiracy Theorist Jim Marrs, Birdie Diapers

Despite what some of you seem to suggest with your email, phone calls, message board posts, petitio...

Bizarre Bug Eating, Free Porn For All, Desktop Revenge

A late-night talk show isn't a late-night talk show until somebody eats bugs. On Tuesday's show, ""...

Martin's Biggest Fan, Ultimate Beer Chiller, Girls Gone Wired

Be afraid. Be very afraid. Tonight, Martin meets his biggest fan, Dave Rich. (We're still trying to...

Mind of Banachek, World of Dren, Moments in NASA History

In order for a late-night show to be deemed ""legitimate,"" it must delve into the strange and inex...

Alien Mind Control, Natural Porn, Stalking Sasquatch

It's a weird, weird world out there. Why, even as I type these lines, aliens are infiltrating the m...

Fanime Convention, Twisted Haiku, Musical Sex Toy

Smoke 'em if you got 'em. But that's not as easy as it sounds. With the laws ever-changing, it's ge...

Midget Wrestling, Girls Gone Wired, Free Internet Access

What do you get when you combine two tough and tiny midget wrestlers, one sneaky tip for scoring fr...

House Gymnastics, Dirt From The Smoking Gun, Girls Gone Wired

A lot of you ask what Laura does to maintain her terrific body. Besides her normal meal of cigarett...

Alien Chaser, Portable Lie Detector, Martin Explores Crop Circles

You've seen the poster in Mulder's office, right? The one of the UFO and the caption ""I Want to Be...

Turn Your Amateur Porn Into Cash, Tattoo and Piercing Webcam, Catfish Fetish

Go to your closet and start digging through your home videos. No, not the ones of your family vacat...

Alien Hunter, Sno-Cone Maker Mod, Singularity

Remember the good old days of the Internet? When just logging on via your 14.4 modem promised a ple...

Future of Porn, Creepy Dolls, Search Sperts

Remember the scene from ""Poltergeist"" where the clown disappeared from the chair only to end up u...

X-ray Spray, Gary Spivey, Girls Gone Wired

Growing up as a kid today has got to be the best thing ever. Beside the advent of TiVo and MP3 play...

Disney Tattoo Guy, Susie Bright, Girls Gone Wired

It isn't often that one feels sorry for Martin, but this is one of those rare times. Just last week...

Insomnia Cure, Guide to Better Self-Love, Girl Gone Wired

In every long-term intimate relationship there comes a time when the fireworks start to fizzle. You...

High-Priced Gigolo, Search Sperts, Top 10 Asses Online

Tonight on ""Unscrewed"" we're talking about dream jobs. No, not Playboy photographer or Jack Danie...

Conspiracy Theorist Jim Marrs, Beard-Growing Contest, Porn Tip

You know what this world needs more of? Conspiracy theories and hairy women. Lucky for you, we at "...

Martin Learns How to Eat Fire, Martin and Morgan Make Out at Comic-Con

On tonight's show we're showing you our very own version of extreme dating. First, we take the soci...

Traci Lords, Scary Gary, Psychic Attacks

Usually this space would contain a paragraph or two heralding the highlights of tonight's show and...

Seaching for Semen, Debunking Astronomy Myths, Dancing Dog

Hasn't technology done wonderful things for relationships? Now, instead of heading out to your loca...

Realdoll Surgeon Slade Fiero, Search Sperts, Fancy Fetish

Have you ever tried something different -- something kinky -- in bed with your special lady without...

'Star Trek' Convention, Cat Schwartz Exposed, Drinking for Prosperity

Television is a demanding business. You're pretty much told what to do and when to do it. Take our...

Martin vs. the RIAA, Rubik's Cube Whiz, Love for the 40-ouncers.

The RIAA has made itself clear. Stop the downloading, or else. Well, if the RIAA was forced to make...

Spy on Your Spouse, Hairogenics, Computer Programmer or Serial Killer?

Don't you hate it when you come home from a hard day of panhandling only to find your spouse has pa...

Jeff Goldblum Is Watching You Poop, New Dirt From 'The Smoking Gun'

Don't you hate it when you're sitting on the can trying to ""take care of business,"" but you can't...

Martin Gets Sloshed, Paranormal Investigator Loyd Auerbach, Get Laid Online

Tonight's show is destined to get a little out of control. In fact, we'll be surprised if Martin ca...

State of Confusion

Only in America can we force a recall for a governor, and only in America can someone like Martin g...

XXX Church, Porn Tip With Judy, Girl Gone Wired: Anna Kournikova

You've all looked at porn. We can tell just by looking at traffic reports from the ""Girls Gone Wir...

Flash Mobs, UFO Watchtower, Dark Tip: Total PC Destruction

You're sitting in front of Starbucks enjoying a venti caramel macciato with soy milk (Martin's favo...

Netflix of Porn, Pleasure Mints, Lighter Side of Linux

It seems it's getting harder and harder to watch porn. They've closed just about all the X-rated mo...

Virginity for Sale, Cross-Dressing Anime Fan, Extreme Model Fest

I'm sure many of you are still virgins, and that's OK. But if you haven't done the deed by age 22,...

Proof NASA Knows of UFOs, Wired Girl In the Flesh, Behind the Scenes at Burning

We know. It's hard to believe the American government would withhold information from its citizens....

Dancing Badgers, Naked TV Hosts, F***ed Companies

As you may have guessed from watching Martin, hosting your own TV show ain't easy. Which is why we'...

Dark Tip: Block the RIAA, Proof Planet X Exists, Camwhore Face-Off

Ever since the RIAA decided to fine people for taking what ""doesn't belong to them,"" downloading...

Get Tan in 60 Seconds, Laura Busted for Sexual Harassment, Radio Hut Guy

What is it about a tan that makes people look better? Tans give even ugly people a certain sexual a...

Singing Psychic, Martin Visits UFO Expo, Liquor Filter

Do you lie awake at night wondering what your future holds? Same thing happens to Martin -- only, h...

Torment Telemarketers, Earthquake Hunters, Foot-Pumping Fetish

Tonight's show is for the latent gear-head in all of us. Do you swoon over tricked-out speedsters?...

Mod Your Xbox, Interview With the Vampire, Search Sperts

If you're a Bill-Gates-hating, Xbox-playing, Tolkien-reading, big-government-fearing creature of th...

Gun Girls, Lycos Top Fifty, Dear Blog

Guns and girls go together like ice cream and apple pie, don't they? Which is why we're such big fa...

Hypnotist/Dominatrix Lady Christine, Search Sperts, Girl Gone Wired

One of the best things about working in television is the tremendous opportunity for intern abuse....

Female Wrestlers, StarDrive Inventor, Playing With Yourself

I've never understood men's obsession with women wrestlers. OK, so you put two attractive girls in...

Xbox Mods, Ass Art, Fire-Eating Bunny

Tonight on ""Unscrewed"" we're going to show you how you can score a piece of ass! No, not like tha...

Naked Chef, Aura Reading, Reptile Attack

Tonight on ""Unscrewed,"" Laura takes her shirt off. There's more to it than that, of course. It's...

Dodge Traffic Tickets, Porn Industry Insights, Girl Gone Wired

Many people seem to be laboring under the false impression that making an X-rated movie is easy. Su...

Extreme Pumpkin Carving, Church of Satan, Mystery Spot

It's our very first Halloween here on ""Unscrewed,"" and we're determined to make it ghoulishly goo...

Etch A Sketch Artist, Stunt Host, Monkey Invaders

Do you know what makes tonight's episode of ""Unscrewed"" unique? No, it's not the opportunity to s...

Larry Flynt, Spy on AIM, Search Sperts

Tonight, ""Unscrewed"" brings together the undisputed King of Smut with the unproven Lackey of Late...

Guide to Sex Scenes, Dancing Man, Dear Blog

Tonight's show is all about exhibitionists and voyeurs. If you like to watch, if you like to be wat...

Dog Translator, Celebrity Scandals, Hide the Hookah

If you're a pet owner, you're familiar with this problem. Your pet is fed. Your pet has been taken...

Carmen Electra, Sign Up to Sue People Online, Viking Kittens

Tonight on ""Unscrewed"" we show you how to make it big using that glorious American tradition, the...

Live Forever, Torment Your Co-workers, Search Sperts

Tonight we take a walk down ""Unscrewed"" memory lane when we invite back the very first guest ever...

Peter Pan and Mommy Dearest

We get a tremendous amount of email here at ""Unscrewed,"" and a significant portion of it seems to...

Bitter Waitresses, Secret Societies, Kids Playing Possum

From exposing secret societies to casting light on the plight of the modern-day waitress, ""Unscrew...

The Mothman, Secrets From Marty's Past, PC Beer Fridge

A computer is very nearly the ideal companion. It provides entertainment in the form of games, vide...

Hollywood Is Calling, Psychic Spying, Matrix Pingpong

Let's say you've achieved some moderate degree of success in your life. You have a career you enjoy...

Witches, Cabbies, and Britney -- Oh My!

The Internet is an amazing place. Not only does it let you view tons of free pornography with the a...

Testes Meets Ramses

Rarely are you offered the opportunity to sharpen and dull your mind in the same half-hour of telev...

Find Nookie, Crack Passwords, and Search Sperts

""Unscrewed"" basks in the panoply of the Internet like a booze hound who won't drink the same thin...

Paris Hilton Sex Tape, Joey in His Underpants, and the Lycos Top 50

Well, a lot's been happenin' 'round the ol' Internet. Seems like Paris Hilton has been a bit of a s...

Maddox, Spies, and a Very Happy Walrus

The world is a torrent of mystery and duplicity. The good people of earth are besieged from all ang...

Kidnapped Drummers, Latex, and Rocket Powered Hard Drive

Well, it's come to this. We're kidnapping people. I thought that extortion would be the first real...

From the Moon to Atlantis

Man is a funky beast. The intricacies of our species are like a toboggan ride that's missing the dr...

Ex-Hosts and Anti-AOL-CD Activists

As the old saying goes, those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it. Well, if tonight's guest...

'Unscrewed' Holiday Extravaganza

Oh, the yuletide glee. It's the holiday season again, and we're getting damn festive around here. M...

Wil Wheaton, Drew Curtis, and Naughty Allie

Star Wars Kid and the Sexologist

Millionaires, Beer, and Condom Olympics

Choosing Good Porn, Search Sperts and a Fiery Wedding

Unscrewed's Least Embarrassing Moments of 2003

Cindy Margolis, Poop Reporting, and Adopt a Demon

Exploding People and Cellphone Orgasms

Topless Bartenders, Sexperts, and Philanderers