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Very Mary-Kate

Very Mary-Kate

2010 ★ 0.0 4 Seasons Comedy

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Overview

The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.

Episodes

Seasons 1

Seasons 1

Seasons 2

Seasons 3

Seasons 4

Moving Out

S01E01 2010-01-31

Moving Out

I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Don...

Moving Day

S01E02 2010-01-31

Moving Day

My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surroun...

Bodyguard

S01E03 2010-01-31

Bodyguard

Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effi...

Baby

S01E04 2010-01-31

Baby

I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the...

Baby Daddy

S01E05 2010-02-08

Baby Daddy

Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.

Depressed

S01E06 2010-03-01

Depressed

I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.

Hangover

S01E07 2010-03-01

Hangover

I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.

Fight

S01E08 2010-03-01

Fight

I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.

Philip Seymour Hoffman

S01E09 2010-03-13

Philip Seymour Hoffman

I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.

Cat

S01E10 2010-04-04

Cat

I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.

Back to School

S01E11 2010-04-04

Back to School

I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.

Extension

S01E12 2010-04-11

Extension

Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.

Paper

S01E13 2010-04-11

Paper

I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.

Crush

S01E14 2010-04-18

Crush

It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.

Ashleyguard

S01E15 2010-04-18

Ashleyguard

But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!

Nightmare

S01E16 2010-04-26

Nightmare

Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!

Zac Efron

S01E17 2010-04-29

Zac Efron

A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!

Philip Seymour Hoffman 2

S01E18 2010-05-03

Philip Seymour Hoffman 2

Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.

Gun

S01E19 2010-05-03

Gun

Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?

Cast

Elaine Carroll

Elaine Carroll

Mary-Kate / Ashley

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